So I hadn’t been on Omegle in aggggeeeessss, so I went on tonight with varying degrees of success. After 1,222,443,344 penises I talked to three people. -person #1. I can’t remember his name but he was from Canada. He seemed quite nice at first and his cheekbones and hair were immaculate. Then he said he was looking for boobs, so our ways parted. -person #2. Walid was from Tunisia...
therealhamster: “i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.– Bertrand Russell (via twofloors)
Twin Shadow mortification.
So I was in London this weekend and we went to Harrods and at the chocolate counter I saw free samples so I pushed through the crowd and took some. Then the man working there asked me if I was alright and I looked up and it looked really like George Lewis Jr. that I said “I’m just taking some” and quickly ran away. Now George Lewis Jr.’s under-achieving twin hates me....
IF IT AIN'T MINIMAL, IT AIN'T SHIT.
Anonymous asked: what does ciaramish mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
You think you know someone on Tumblr… and they reblog something gay and you have to re-evaluate everything you believe.
nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
masterchef: a bit too much salt on that potato, your dream is over go home
-excessively sentimental, sweet, or pretty. This pretty much sums up everything I hate.
WHITE GIRL PROBLEMZ
Just thinking about how many minutes of my life I wasted in primary school writing out the full answer to questions. eg. Q. How many people were in the house the night of the murder? A. Twelve people were in the house the night of the murder. Ffs that’s annoying.